Time to Grow Up

Contrary to what most people will assume when they read this it is not in fact time for me to grow up. What this blog is about is how dumb some people are.

Case and point:

Tonight one of my teachers had a bonfire at his farm. It was an amazing night to be out taking in all the beauty that is Gods creation. The sky was so clear and all the stars seemed to be shinning just for me. As I was standing there enjoying myself talking about life with my friends I notice a group of people walking up. Now my teacher teaches a couple of freshman classes. As soon as they walked up it was easy to tell what was about to happen.

Soon the area was full of girls shaking there bottoms, like a shake weight commercial girl, by the fire in attempt to warm them. First off you don't have enough in that particular area to be shaking it like that. Second if a guy thinks that is attractive he probably is not the right guy to date.

The next spectacle that i noticed was a small clump of people who had found a small mound near the fire to lay under. I don't know if it was hot or not all i do know was they thought they were so so so so cool. Fact: you were not cool or awesome. Just because you had five girls laying on your lap does not make you awesome. What made it all the better was the amazing rendition of Good Night that could be heard rising from them. But none the less pictures were taken and i am sure that soon you can look at them on Facebook.

So to wrap this little trip down memory lane i just want to let my readers know that big fires are cool but laying down next to it is not. Big mounds of dirt protecting you while singing horribly is also not cool. And don't shake it at fire because its a fire. You can't get it turned on.